About this time during Pumpkin Spice Latte Season we are usually starting the hunt for costumes for the minions to trick or treat in. The older one always choses some cool super hero while the younger one...well, he liked undead or mostly dead things. This year, however the minions have decided they are a bit too old and are forgoing the experience to hand out goodies to the neighbors minions. Some of those other minions should probably be given junior valium, but that is a tale for another time. Today we're talking super heroes.
The king enjoys be likened to Tony Stark, AKA, Iron Man. I can draw the similarities in a round about way. He does have titanium in his body, he's nearly been electrocuted a time or two, set a few things on fire and then there was the incident with the dimmer switch... Anyway, when we think about the standard hero, comic book or movie variety they are nearly all created by men. Granted some of them are pretty awesome. I'm a fan of Captain Malcolm Reynolds, so thank you Joss. Minion #1 loves him some Spider Man and Minion #2 is more than happy to watch the green guy Hulk out and smash things.
Did you ever wonder though, what we would get if women were to create super heroes? Obviously I have, and put some thought into it too. Think about all the things that we women could get accomplished if we had the help of super heroes to fight off the big bad laundry monsters, stacks of dishes ready to eat us alive and the dust bunnies from Planet X.
First hero I'd want to create is Dinner Dude. He shows up right before dinner time and makes gourmet meals. Granted he looks and sounds like a surfer/stoner but his brownies are to die for. Oh, he even cleans up after himself before he leaves to save someone else from the evil perils of take out.
I'd also want to see Laundry Guy! He's down to his last pair of underwear and wearing them, and only them, while he saves you from your piles of dirty laundry that has been multiplying in the dark.
And then there is The Punisher. Yes, I know there already is a Punisher, but he's just not what a girl needs. No, we need someone that sniffs out lies and other forms of BS and calls shenanigans on the offending person, publicly. Then because that's never enough, they say something like "No more BS from you!" and kick the offender down a well, Spartan Style.
What about you? Any super heroes you'd like to see show up to help you out?
The king enjoys be likened to Tony Stark, AKA, Iron Man. I can draw the similarities in a round about way. He does have titanium in his body, he's nearly been electrocuted a time or two, set a few things on fire and then there was the incident with the dimmer switch... Anyway, when we think about the standard hero, comic book or movie variety they are nearly all created by men. Granted some of them are pretty awesome. I'm a fan of Captain Malcolm Reynolds, so thank you Joss. Minion #1 loves him some Spider Man and Minion #2 is more than happy to watch the green guy Hulk out and smash things.
Did you ever wonder though, what we would get if women were to create super heroes? Obviously I have, and put some thought into it too. Think about all the things that we women could get accomplished if we had the help of super heroes to fight off the big bad laundry monsters, stacks of dishes ready to eat us alive and the dust bunnies from Planet X.
First hero I'd want to create is Dinner Dude. He shows up right before dinner time and makes gourmet meals. Granted he looks and sounds like a surfer/stoner but his brownies are to die for. Oh, he even cleans up after himself before he leaves to save someone else from the evil perils of take out.
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That's right, slay those dishes! |
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You can fight my laundry monster! |
And then there is The Punisher. Yes, I know there already is a Punisher, but he's just not what a girl needs. No, we need someone that sniffs out lies and other forms of BS and calls shenanigans on the offending person, publicly. Then because that's never enough, they say something like "No more BS from you!" and kick the offender down a well, Spartan Style.
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I call shenanigans! |
I'm married to Fireman Dude. And when he's not saving folks from burning things he does dishes and laundry. He could not pry me out of his life with a crowbar. Whenever he gets on my nerves I think to myself, "Shh, there there honey. He does dishes AND laundry."
Hi, I'm Anne from Life on the Funny Farm (http://annesfunnyfarm.blogspot.com) visiting from the Mom’s Monday Mingle. Your blog looks awesome; I added myself as a follower.
I'll take a Dinner Dude, please. I will pay. Handsomely.
Anyway, it’s nice to "meet" you. I hope you can pop over to my blog and say hi sometime if you get the chance.
I love the way your blog is set up! BTW I'm still waiting for Mighty Mouse to return my calls. I need him to whip this house into shape!
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